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Happy Groundhog DayJust so you know, I don’t give a good god damn.Happy Groundhog Day
Right now, I’ve got this shovel in my hand, and what I’m doing with the shovel is digging myself out of Hell. I bet you didn’t know you could do that, did you? You can. Just so you know, that big blue blob doesn’t let just anybody into Heaven. He’s got a big old' Christmas list full of people that he’s hand-picked or circled in a catalog, or whatever. And if you’re not on that Christmas list, those angels won’t take you up to Heaven. Is that okay with you? It wasn’t okay with me. If you die, and that big blue blob in a throne tells y
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See You AroundHere is something I am reluctant to admit about myself: At sixty-eight I am truly an old man. Here is something else I am reluctant to admit: I have finally gone completely insane. It happened a little bit when my wife and daughters died, and I thought it felt good so I let myself sink all the way into it. And it does feel good. Ever have something feel good? That's what this feels like.See You Around
Right now, I'm sitting on the couch in front of the fire place. I'm really warm but I can't pull myself away from the fire. I've got the photo album out. There's this photo of my old dog Spencer laying under the kitchen table. S
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You Are My FriendThis past Saturday I was at the zoo by myself. Does that sound weird? Sometimes I just like to go and look at the gorillas. I like gorillas because gorillas are neat. I was standing there observing the gorillas when I noticed another lone zoo-goer walk up and position himself next me. He introduced himself, much to my discomfort.You Are My Friend
"Hello, friend. My name is Pete. Checking out the gorillas?"
"Yes," I said.
"That's great. I like gorillas because gorillas are neat," he said. It was an awkward bond that he created between us.
"Thanks," I said, even though it didn't make sense at all.
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Something is Happening, Some..I want you to take a good look at me. I was a young man once, if you can believe it. That kite flew away a long time ago, though. Death could sneak in and whisk me away any minute. I have a plan, though: I haven't bathed in weeks. Not even Death would want to touch a finger to this dirty old man.Something is Happening, Some..
Right now, I'm putting on my coat, getting ready to walk to the drug store. I've got to get medicine for the wife and I. Ol' Death could very well be hiding in the sleeve of my coat like a spider. I slip on my shoes and hope he's not hiding in there.
I open the door and throw a scarf around my neck. What's
by ~Looganmathunubie
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